Mom Vacation: The Ultimate Anomaly 1

Mom Vacation: The Ultimate Anomaly

Mom “Vacation.” Yeah, right. This is grammatically incorrect, Mom Vacation. It also defies gravity, logic, and all other forms of science and reason. It isn’t possible. It’s like an unclear antecedent, dangling modifier, or some other Grammar debacle no one knows or understands. Packing, organizing, scheduling, juggling…  so as to relax? Still, we are officially on our way to San Diego to see our #Marinebaby graduate from Bootcamp. The negotiations a mom encounters, to prepare for a vacation are much …

Why the General Public Hates Christians, Yoda Breaks His Silence: “Fiction was Star Wars. Happen It Did Not.”

Why the General Public Hates Christians, Yoda Breaks His Silence: “Fiction was Star Wars. Happen It Did Not.”

A long ago time in a galaxy far, far from here… God went to the movies. He knew the ending, so He decided other forms of entertainment like babies and platypuses would suit Him better. And I agree with Him.  I have never seen The Titanic. Why would I pay $8.00 for popcorn when I know (spoiler alert) IT SINKS?!?!?! Y’all calm the freak down!!!!! I am not going to see The Shack for these reasons: Life is hard and …

NEW DISCOVERY: 30 More Minutes of Super Mario Can Stop Chronic Nose Bleeds

NEW DISCOVERY: 30 More Minutes of Super Mario Can Stop Chronic Nose Bleeds

Our 5-year-old vandal son suffers from nose bleeds.  Seriously, when the mucous membranes in this child’s nose are void of humidity, it’s like a scene from a Stephen King movie.  He’s actually getting a little more accustomed to the onset.  A few weeks ago if his nose started bleeding he would lose control of his bowels. Fun times. You can’t really blame him; it’s a significant amount of blood.  Once, my husband accidentally ran over a kitten in front of …

Fresh Hate and Jesus Fish

I am getting some “fresh hate.” For the most part, it rolls off me.  I am not a mean person. I love Jesus.  We are tight.  But I don’t like to shove Him down people’s throats.  And I certainly never want to misrepresent Him.   So my mom was in a car accident.  It was…Read More Source: Fresh Hate and Jesus Fish   Make sure you check out That Organic Mom Rebecca Huff’s new March Challenge!!! Ya’ll she’s giving away …

the stuffing

THE STUFFING: Truth, Tradition, Carbs

THE STUFFING: Truth, Tradition, Carbs Its increase is legend. It can be too dry… worse still, too moist. It can go in the bird, however, if no caution is taken this method can quickly ruin every Thanksgiving from now until forever.  You only have to get Salmonella at one Thanksgiving Day feast to #neverforget. This is my 46th Thanksgiving. I thought that the first time I broke the wishbone with the Amerines I had seen it all.  The year was …