Why the General Public Hates Christians, Yoda Breaks His Silence: “Fiction was Star Wars. Happen It Did Not.”

Why the General Public Hates Christians, Yoda Breaks His Silence: “Fiction was Star Wars. Happen It Did Not.”

A long ago time in a galaxy far, far from here… God went to the movies. He knew the ending, so He decided other forms of entertainment like babies and platypuses would suit Him better. And I agree with Him.  I have never seen The Titanic. Why would I pay $8.00 for popcorn when I know (spoiler alert) IT SINKS?!?!?! Y’all calm the freak down!!!!! I am not going to see The Shack for these reasons: Life is hard and …

NEW DISCOVERY: 30 More Minutes of Super Mario Can Stop Chronic Nose Bleeds

NEW DISCOVERY: 30 More Minutes of Super Mario Can Stop Chronic Nose Bleeds

Our 5-year-old vandal son suffers from nose bleeds.  Seriously, when the mucous membranes in this child’s nose are void of humidity, it’s like a scene from a Stephen King movie.  He’s actually getting a little more accustomed to the onset.  A few weeks ago if his nose started bleeding he would lose control of his bowels. Fun times. You can’t really blame him; it’s a significant amount of blood.  Once, my husband accidentally ran over a kitten in front of …

Fresh Hate and Jesus Fish

I am getting some “fresh hate.” For the most part, it rolls off me.  I am not a mean person. I love Jesus.  We are tight.  But I don’t like to shove Him down people’s throats.  And I certainly never want to misrepresent Him.   So my mom was in a car accident.  It was…Read More Source: Fresh Hate and Jesus Fish   Make sure you check out That Organic Mom Rebecca Huff’s new March Challenge!!! Ya’ll she’s giving away …

the stuffing

THE STUFFING: Truth, Tradition, Carbs

THE STUFFING: Truth, Tradition, Carbs Its increase is legend. It can be too dry… worse still, too moist. It can go in the bird, however, if no caution is taken this method can quickly ruin every Thanksgiving from now until forever.  You only have to get Salmonella at one Thanksgiving Day feast to #neverforget. This is my 46th Thanksgiving. I thought that the first time I broke the wishbone with the Amerines I had seen it all.  The year was …

 Stuff I Wish You'd Quit Saying... Stop Apologizing for Your Divorce 1

 Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying… Stop Apologizing for Your Divorce

You don’t have to apologize anymore for your divorce. Yes, God hates divorce, but He is crazy in love with you. Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying… Stop Apologizing for Your Divorce Recently I had a conversation with a Christian woman who said, “I have been married three times. In my prayers, I repent daily for my failed marriages and beg God to forgive me for my divorces.” I think she thought I was judging her, probably because my jaw …

The Meet the Teacher Fallacy 2

The Meet the Teacher Fallacy

It is that time of year, time to meet the teacher. I am not pro-homeschool, public, private, co-op, military (best money we ever spent), charter, un or free range. The way I see it, you do what ya gotta do. And I have tried them all. This year our daughter will graduate from college. She was Classically homeschooled from the 2nd grade through high school. Her junior year in high school, on a field trip in Oxford England, she was …