Why the General Public Hates Christians, Yoda Breaks His Silence: “Fiction was Star Wars. Happen It Did Not.”

Why the General Public Hates Christians, Yoda Breaks His Silence: “Fiction was Star Wars. Happen It Did Not.”

A long ago time in a galaxy far, far from here… God went to the movies. He knew the ending, so He decided other forms of entertainment like babies and platypuses would suit Him better. And I agree with Him.  I have never seen The Titanic. Why would I pay $8.00 for popcorn when I know (spoiler alert) IT SINKS?!?!?! Y’all calm the freak down!!!!! I am not going to see The Shack for these reasons: Life is hard and …