NEW DISCOVERY: 30 More Minutes of Super Mario Can Stop Chronic Nose Bleeds

NEW DISCOVERY: 30 More Minutes of Super Mario Can Stop Chronic Nose Bleeds

Our 5-year-old vandal son suffers from nose bleeds.  Seriously, when the mucous membranes in this child’s nose are void of humidity, it’s like a scene from a Stephen King movie.  He’s actually getting a little more accustomed to the onset.  A few weeks ago if his nose started bleeding he would lose control of his bowels. Fun times. You can’t really blame him; it’s a significant amount of blood.  Once, my husband accidentally ran over a kitten in front of …

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Ditch Your Spiritual Mentor

The weather in West Texas this December has been insane. It was 78 degrees on Christmas day.  We’ve had a couple of cold days, but they haven’t been cold enough or lasted long enough to send the wasps and bees away. While in town on Wednesday with our foster-love, my mommy helper, Miss Bobbi texted to let me know our five-year-old Sam had been stung on his ear by a wasp.  He was swollen and distraught, but resting when I …

Stuff I Wish You'd Quit Saying: Jesus is Out to Get You 1

Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: Jesus is Out to Get You

Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: Jesus is Out to Get You I guess this isn’t really a “Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying…” and more “stuff you gotta stop believing.” Since before the dawn of the Saturday Night Live Church Lady, probably since the very first church lady sat her pious polyester covered butt down on an oak pew, humankind has been jacking up Jesus for the rest of us.  Her prim judgmental lips spoke volumes, either by actively …