Stuff I Wish You'd Quit Saying: "When are you due?"
Stuff I Wish You'd Quit Saying

Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: “When are you due?”

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Please follow and like us:Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: “When are you due?” Welcome!  And Happy October to you!  This is day ONE of a fun little challenge I entered, and I had the hardest time deciding what I could blog about 31 times.  I prayed and studied and went through some old posts… and then it hit me.  The snarkiest stuff in my life is born of stuff people say that makes me go…”WHAT?!?!!”  So, I can’t promise …

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And Then a Riot Broke Out in Target! 2
Stuff I Wish You'd Quit Saying

And Then a Riot Broke Out in Target!

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I was dropping Sophie (our 13-year-old) at piano lessons, and one of the toddlers said, “bye-bye Bobbie! I wub you. Dank du!” Another toddler responded, “No! Bebe, you using da wrong WORBS! It’s bye-bye GOGIE! And you don’t say dank you to her. She didn’t gib you nuffin’…”

The wrong words.

I had 126 messages this morning when I woke up. An Open Letter to My Children has gone out into the cyber world and had itself a heck of a run. This morning it had been viewed 500,000 times on Word Press. It was republished on For Every Mom and has been shared over 7,000 times on that site. And while some of you may think that is a crying shame let me use my words to say a few things.

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Y'all listen up now, ya hear? 2 road ahead
Just Jesus

Y’all listen up now, ya hear?

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Please follow and like us:Here in Texas, we have a way of destroying the boundaries of solid grammatical truths.  Years ago, when my parents were living in Venezuela, I left a message with my dad’s secretary.  Once the message was relayed it became a big joke that she had understood that I needed help repairing something.  Actually, what I said was, “I was fixing to go out of town.” Y’all may not get that if you’re not from ’round here. My …

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An open letter to my children: You're not that great 1
Parenting

An open letter to my children: You’re not that great

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You’re funny. And talented. But as I sit in this dance recital I am holding a foster baby that is in our home for the weekend and I am witnessing an American atrocity that I want you to remember.

And it is not a drug addicted baby.

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Hold your applause... 1
Parenting

Hold your applause…

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“It was good for me to be afflicted so that I might learn your decrees.” (Psalm 119:71)

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When did "natural childbirth" start involving inflatable wading pools? 2
Jami For the Record, Snarky Mischief

Natural Birth & Inflatable Swimming Pools

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I am old. This is what the new batch of our babies have to look forward to. They have an old mom. And she’s way behind the times. They will to go school with kids that were birthed into swimming pools… In their living rooms! Am I new? I am just hearing about this. I saw the Duggars doing “natural” deliveries in a bath tub..

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