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Dear Spelling List: the Myth, the Legend, the Beast

Dear Spelling List: the Myth, the Legend, the Beast There you are. Truly, you never change, you with your pious phonetical …

Marriage Emergency: My Husband is on a Diet. Yes, my husband is on a diet. I can't. What is this phenomenon? Why can't he leave …

Mom “Vacation.” Yeah, right. This is grammatically incorrect, Mom Vacation. Also, it is a cosmic impossibility. It defies …

Are You There God? It’s Swimsuit Season… It’s me, Lord. Yes, me… on the dressing room floor. Oh, Sweet Jesus, you’ve seen me …

A long ago time in a galaxy far, far from here… God went to the movies. He knew the ending, so He decided other forms of …

Our 5-year-old vandal son suffers from nose bleeds. Seriously, when the mucous membranes in this child’s nose are void of …

I am getting some “fresh hate.” For the most part, it rolls off me. I am not a mean person. I love Jesus. We are tight. But I …

THE STUFFING: Truth, Tradition, Carbs Its increase is legend. It can be too dry… worse still, too moist. It can go in the …

You don't have to apologize anymore for your divorce. Yes, God hates divorce, but He is crazy in love with you. Stuff I Wish …

I am not pro-homeschool, public, private, co-op, military (best money we ever spent), charter, un or free range. The way I …

I have a four season soul. But I live in a state with only two seasons; summer and winter. Summer takes up 80% of the …

Wow. You are very subtle. Not really, I know you know there is marinara on my right breast. Just above the chocolate stain …