So if you start your Monday out on the wrong foot STAY STRONG. Keep it up all week. If on Monday morning you are in the principal’s office in your pajamas, fuzzy slippers and no bra… by time you put the babies down at nap time make sure they have thrown eggs all over every square inch of the kitchen. Tuesday…. I can’t. Maybe in a year or two. Maybe, just maybe, I can laugh about it…someday. By Wednesday go out of the house with make-up on ONE EYE ONLY. Do not figure this out until after you have run errands all morning, taken the pre-teen to the orthodontist, and talked, at length, to 4 or 5 people… figure it out a little after lunch, I recommend after POP A LOCK meets you and charges you $45.00 to get ALL THREE SETS of keys out of your son’s truck. I did in fact think Mr. Pop-a-lock was flirting with me… But he was just staring at me because he was confused. Thursday is looking promising already…maybe an MRI on my foot? Exciting stuff… cause an MRI means I get to lay down.
At this rate… someone is going to jail, naked, in a fedora, with a brand new tattoo scrawled across their hiney that says “kick me,” sometime Friday morning… Stay tuned…..