I am old. This is what the new batch of our babies have to look forward to. They have an old mom. And she’s way behind the times. They will to go school with kids that were birthed into swimming pools… In their living rooms! Y’all can’t fathom, this will be a generation of childrenRead More
I was recently asked my opinion on openly breastfeeding in public. It fascinates me this is an issue with the current fashion trends. I am actually surprised anyone could take offense to a baby being nourished in the mall when a half-naked 15-year-old is standing in line at the cookie factory. I am no moreRead More
Day 3: Okay, Saturday I said there were no rules… I lied. Basically, same as last year, stuff I wish you’d quit saying – anything about reproduction. Yes, I know what causes this, I have some crazy good home videos. Would you like to see them? Or is this already awkward enough? No? Fine… yeah,Read More
.I pray that I might boldly profess, that no matter how badly I mess up the message, checking the wrong box, too long of a tweet, or fatigue induced grammatical errors, all will know my heart belongs to Jesus Christ. And also that James Dobson doesn’t think I am an icky internet creep.
We are basically homeless. The madness of this move must be diagramed. We have a ranch with houses on it and we own the houses. One of the houses is occupied by my sister and her husband and their four children. One of the houses is occupied by our man-babies, John and Luke. And oneRead More
Simply stated: Ugh. When I say we didn’t sleep – we were up from 1:15-6:00 am with a raging lunatic toddler. What is that? Do little people not know the agony associated with this enormous gap in normal sleep habits? Granted, he was … gassy? Teething? Hates us? And everything we represent? Who knows.Read More
We have hit a road block. Not our first, and certainly not our last. Moreover, it does not matter what. Kids, money, work, school, medical, foster care… whatever. Today, my husband Justin and I sat before a stack of notes, doodles, hopes, plans, what if’s and if only’s and realized, there was nothing humanly possibleRead More
When the package from Amazon arrived I searched my foggy brain for some memory of what I had ordered. I order things from Amazon with quick draw speed. In a showdown in the streets of the old west – you’d be pushing up daisies. Since the conception of the Amazon Prime Pantry – I haveRead More
When will you have children? I think as a general rule we should answer this question with this statement: “Stay out of my womb.” You may be getting tired of me saying this, but it’s my blog and you’re not the boss of me so, I am going to say it: Your identity is inRead More
I am old. This is what the new batch of our babies have to look forward to. They have an old mom. And she’s way behind the times. They will to go school with kids that were birthed into swimming pools… In their living rooms! Am I new? I am just hearing about this. I saw the Duggars doing “natural” deliveries in a bath tub..
So if you start your Monday out on the wrong foot STAY STRONG. Keep it up all week. If on Monday morning you are in the principal’s office in your pajamas, fuzzy slippers, and no bra… by time you put the babies down for a nap make sure they have thrown eggs all over everyRead More
It is this simple. The key to success is this….